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August 09 2017

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spockiosexual:

i was dismayed to find not everyone washes their hair first in the shower so reblog this and put your orientation, star sign, and what you wash first in the shower

hisnamewasbeanni:

exeggutor:

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

xkxdx:

stele3:

amuseoffyre:

spanishskulduggery:

mynamesdrstuff:

enjoloras:

Excellent history fact to remember;

Niccolo Machiavelli and Leonardo Da Vinci, most likely at the behest of the Borgias, once conspired to steal a river.

That’s right folks. They planned to change the course of the Arno River so that they could steal it from Pisa and make Florence accessible by sea. 

Please take a moment to imagine that.

Please. 

‘So we just divert the -’

‘Don’t worry they won’t notice a thing’

100% better than National Treasure.

This should be a wacky bromance heist film. We need more wacky historical heist films.

It gets better. I just had to go check on the veracity of this and discovered MORE.

Their plan failed, at which point Machiavelli decided to quietly fade out of politics…and went on to write The Prince, one of the most (in)famous pieces of Western literature.

Da Vinci, meanwhile, never forgot the river that got away. In fact, he made it the background of one of his most famous paintings–hell, one of the most famous paintings, period.

image

Yup, that’s the fucking river.

Some shit is just too good not to reblog.

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philosopherking1887:

the-mjolnir-owner:

jones-jessica:

#there are two kinds of people #the hopeful and the exhausted

There are three kinds of people: the hopeful, the exhausted, and the pragmatic.

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miss-chill:

3rdeyechakra:

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

Reblog to make a gay of color happy, because that’s what matters, not how many problematic white people we can piss off.

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

unwinona:

thepratandtheidiot:

Ghostbusters 101, #1


Dr. Abby Yates:
Preeminent parapsychologist of her dimension. Co-author of Ghosts From Our Past. 

Dr. Erin Gilbert:
Serious scientist. Very uptight. Co-author of Ghosts From Our Past.

Dr. Jillian Holtzmann:
Engineer, designer of this dimension’s ghostbusting equipment. Loves to mess with high-strung people. 
Patty Tolan:
Historian. Former municipal employee. Wider read than her colleagues; doesn’t bring it up.

i love?? my ghostbusting children???? also the last line in Patty’s bio i am YELLING

THIS

wider read than her colleagues; doesn’t bring it up

thank you for this daily canon reminder that Patty is a genius

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subterranean-fire:

“On this day in 1845, UK Parliament passed an enclosure act, taking away public land, and appointing enclosure commissioners who could enclose more land without submitting a request to Parliament. From the 17th to 20th centuries, the British government passed over 5000 enclosure acts, enclosing 6.8 million acres of common, public land. Often military force was used to crush anyone who resisted. The enclosures were a vital part of the development of capitalism, as they created a whole class of landless people who had no way of surviving other than selling their labour power - the working class.”
-Working Class History

Take a shower, wash off the day. Drink a glass of water. Make the room dark. Lie down and close your eyes.
Notice the silence. Notice your heart. Still beating. Still fighting. You made it, after all. You made it, another day. And you can make it one more.
You’re doing just fine.
— Charlotte Eriksson (via wnq-anonymous)

secretlyatargaryen:

Jon drew those figures on the wall while Dany wasn’t looking.

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niiadom:

gogomrbrown:

This thread is everything!

This is important.

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plannedparenthood:


Good news: Mirena IUD and birth control implant users now get 1 extra year of pregnancy prevention!

If you’ve got a Mirena IUD or birth control implant, rejoice! New research has shown that these methods prevent pregnancy for 1 year longer than previously thought. This means that Mirena actually lasts for 6 years (up from 5), and both Implanon and Nexplanon implants last for 4 years (up from 3).

This change is ONLY for birth control implants and the Mirena IUD. The expiration time for all other types of IUDs stays the same:

  • Paragard (copper) IUD: 12 years
  • Liletta IUD: 3 years
  • Skyla IUD: 3 years

The new expiration date applies to anyone who currently has a Mirena IUD or birth control implant, as well as anyone who gets them in the future. So for example: if you got your Mirena IUD in 2012, it will prevent pregnancy until 2018 (6 years). If you get a Mirena IUD in 2016, it will prevent pregnancy until 2022.

As always, if you want to get pregnant or stop using your IUD or implant before the expiration date, your nurse or doctor can remove it at any time and your fertility will go back to normal.

A round of applause to the medical researchers for bringing us an extra year of pregnancy prevention!

-Kendall at Planned Parenthood

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wodaro:

Zine I made in December and forgot to upload here! Some thoughts about myself in elementary school.

August 08 2017

sylvaetria:

So Lammas is supposed to be about celebrating the first harvest.

Which basically means I’m going out for a beer because grains.

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fullmetalwindbreaker:

take a fucking microchip babes

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

taliasturm:

the funniest & most pathetic thing about TERFs is that they legitimately believe that a trans woman would go through the emotional, financial, social & legal hell of transitioning just so they can attend some shitty club meeting on a college campus or hear bad poetry recited in a field by people who don’t know how to cut their bangs

Me: *feels it start to get cooler at nights*

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